By Marc Heiden, since 1997.
See also: a novel about a monkey.
January 25, 2007 Shinzo Abe, there is trouble between us:
TOKYO (Reuters) - Japanese students need to work harder, spend more time in school and face stricter discipline, advisers to Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said on Wednesday in a report the premier described as "wonderful."
Japanese students need to spend more time in school? Six days a week, twelve to fourteen hours a day is not enough? In the time I have spent bitch-slapping Kim Jong Il back and forth - and it has been a fine time, with strange, incongruous beards - have I overlooked the real monster in our midst?
Don't make me welcome you to the English world, Abe. It a medical fact that I have no qualms.
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Written by Marc Heiden , 1997-2011.