Sunday, August 12, 2007

I am a Hero and a Genius

A few days ago, I noticed that something was wrong with the Internet. I didn't consult anyone else but I assumed this was a global phenomenon. Yesterday I fixed it by plugging and unplugging some things and now the Internet works again.

I can only assume the global economy has plunged into a frenzied state in the last few days, but now, peace and order will be restored.

There's no need to thank me, I just did what any of you would have done if you were lucky enough to possess my considerable intellectual gifts.

I am a hero and a genius.

Posted by Rory @ 05:29 PM CST [Link]

Friday, August 10, 2007

Stupid Headlines: Nine millionth in an occasional series

"You can love the Lord and still be cool!"

That is a relief, let me tell you.

I just want to make it clear that being cool is still my highest priority.

Posted by Rory @ 05:32 PM CST [Link]

Thursday, August 2, 2007

satire

You ever see this guy Carlos Mencia? He's my new favorite comedian because he's so *fearless*. He sees people who are powerless and downtrodden and he has absolutely no qualms making fun of them.

That's courage.

Posted by Rory @ 11:57 PM CST [Link]