I keep seeing this ad for the movie Bobby about the RFK assasination in which Anthony Hopkins says "Senator Kennedy, welcome to the Ambassador Hotel." I keep wanting to add the line "And your DOOM!"
I think Anthony Hopkins would do that pretty well.
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