Someone was just interviewing my roommate about all of the various cool artistic things she does. No one has interviewed me in years. I have a massive inferiority complex. Inferior!
Also, for Halloween, I'm Bill, of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. My friend Rob who is Ted, designed some really good costumes for us but we have been unable to render my hair blonde. This also makes me feel inferior. I was really looking forward to being a blonde, but sadly I will have to settle for my present level of fun.
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