Friday, January 21, 2005

sub-aquatic sodomy

So Christian Right tyrant James Dobson recently attacked children's TV character "Spongebob Squarepants" for encouraging homosexuality or something. I'm not sure why, but CNN.Com has the brilliant headline "Christians issue gay warning on SpongeBob video". As I said I'm not sure why they think SpongeBob is gay. My theory was because he displays very little interest in professional sports. Anyway, this is notable only because of what my friend and co-worker Shawn Spear did with it:

Well, there’s a segment in the cartoon where Spongebob sings, “be a true leader / don’t be a breeder / experiment with your friends in the school gym locker / the earlier you start the better / Three cheers for all queers / Families suck.”

And then “abortions rule / don’t pray in school / use your sexuality as a tool.” Huh?

I know some brilliant people.

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