Thursday, December 9, 2004

actor for hire

So I've got an exciting corporate gig on Saturday night. It's a corporate event at a club called Le Passage. I'm gonna be a 1920's cop who leads a prohibition raid and harasses the VIP's. I get lines like "Fellas — this is the place. Word on the street is these are the bunnies with all the cabbage." I am eagerly anticipating this as one of the best experiences of my life. Unfortunately I'm a plainclothes cop so I don't get to wear one of those bobbies, or twirl around one of those clubs. I've already done the fedora thing a few times, but always happy to do it again. Can't wait to crack the knuckles of some no good rum heads! These corporate events are where it's at. I will soon be rolling in the Benjamins.

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