Sigh...I'm 48 hours from my paycheck and am now down to some very meager resources. Including a single Thomas English Muffin and bit of Skippy peanut butter. (I trust the checks from the makers of those products will be arriving promptly now that I've plugged them here) Coincidentally, while on the L this morning I saw a Thomas English Muffin truck driving by, followed moments later by an Oberweiss dairy truck! Immediately I had visions of the glory I could attain by hijacking those trucks and making off with the bountiful goods contained therein. I have some experience in criminal masterminding from my reckless youth, and I think I would make a damn good highwayman.
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